You Know you are a horse person:
When you click to your car when going up hill.
When your house is a disaster but your barn is neat and clean:
When your good clothes are the ones with out the horse hair :
How do you:
Cure your horse of constipation: Load him in a clean trailer:
Get your horses feet clean: Clean your water trough and fill it with fresh water.
Horse Turms:
Auction: A popular social gathering where you change your horse from a liability into an asset.
Colic: The result of eating at a horse show food stand:
Endurance riding: The result of when your horse runs away with you:
Feed: The expensive substance that your horse makes into manure.
Hock : The financial condition of most horse owners.
Lounging: A training method in which a horse exercises its owner by spinning him in circles until he is dizzy.
Fresh Bedding: is a place where your horse shows its appreciation for your hard work by urinating in the middle of it.
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